Normally I am a pretty light person (in relation to humor and tenor of my thoughts. Not when it comes to gravity as in weight. I am not delusional) but I have hit my limit. I have had enough of this stupid election. I have decided to do what I can to teach and protect my family and wait patiently with my gun for the second coming.
What has brought this on (you ask)? I have listened to the rhetoric and watched the mud slinging. I have cowered in fear of Michelle Obama and frozen in disbelief at the miss match of the McCain’s (she is an easy 81/2 with all that money and he is teetering near a 5). I have listened and heard nothing again and again in the boring liberally slanted debates and heard enough about Palin’s wardrobe (she looks fabulous by the way). But when they continually preempt my prime time TV I really get ticked off.
It was bad enough when they did it with the debates, but that was a national thing where both parties got equal time to make me long for Canadian citizenship. But now I have to sit through Obama’s 30 minute commercial!!??!
This Wednesday on CBS, NBC, and Fox Obama has bought the 7 to 7:30 time slot for his 30 minute commercial. I thought he wasn’t an actor, why is he messing with my viewing schedule? I am sick and tired of taking political and life advise from attractive high school drop outs that can’t stay married for more than 2 minutes and don’t know who their baby’s daddy is whose only true ability is reading someone else’s words while mugging for the camera (I mean actors). I watch network primetime because I want to go numb and live in someone else’s world for just a little while. Why is Obama trying to rob me of that joy on top of my right to have a gun and the ability to keep and spend my own money? I just want to laugh and veg.
Admittedly, Wednesday is a weak night on the boob tube but it is the principal of the matter. When I want news, I watch at 5pm. When I want entertainment, I watch at 7 pm (unless I am in one of those funny places where things air at 6 and 8 and up is down).
So I declare, here and now that, because of the continual TV disruption (and the fact that he is a grossly under qualified, semi-socialist with loyalty and ethical issues, that is intent on blaming the current administration and his opponent for problems brought about by his party, constituents, and the current Democratic congress, who solves problems by raising taxes, coddling the minority, and indentured servitude to China), I am voting for McCain/Palin. I will also be watching ABC who is showing Pushing Daisies instead of the purchased brainwashing drool. I further intend to buy everything that is advertised during that first half hour and I will purchase 50% of my Christmas presents and all of my children’s Halloween costumes at The Disney Store (Disney owns ABC).
I know that not all of you will share my passion on this subject but I tend to take it personally when you go fiddling with my Prime Time viewing schedule willy nilly. He is just really lucky he didn’t choose Thursday for his little infomercial. The crap would have really hit the fan then.
Later. For Now Long Live Mickey Mouse!!!!
1 comment:
Haha! Go McCain, down with Obama! What nerve! I've never heard of a 30 min. commercial- what a joke! It's a scary world out there and Obama has really pulled the wool over some eyes.
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