Growing Girls and Smelly Cows. Did I mention that my house is for sale?

As some of you know because I may have mentioned it (or not. I really can’t remember what I write and I don’t really care enough to read back through my stuff because I already read it once.) we are attempting to move.

To shake the monsoon dust off our boots and blow this dairy town (that is really funny because when the monsoons come in they blow up this gigantic wall of dust and so it is dusty. Also we live very close to Gilbert, AZ and no matter where you are in Gilbert you smell the sweet scent of cow manure blowing off the Dairy. I am so cleaver).

We now have our house on the market and I know that some of you are dying to see the type of squalor I’m living in (either that or you have seen it and are wondering if it is ever clean) so I snapped some photos for you. I might have to add a few on anoth blog post today. So, if you care, look for those. I am not a professional but you get the general idea. So if any of you know someone who is in need of a lovely domicile outside of Phoenix feel free to let me (or them) know.

Also my beautiful little bundle of baby girl joy has just hit her 4 month mark and some of you don’t care enough to come and see her in person so I will post some pictures of her. I should be mad at you for not being here but a baby this cute needs to be seen by everyone so they can awe at her loveliness and be sad that their babies aren’t quite up to snuff. (Too much again? Sorry, like I said, I do get a little passionate and tend to go overboard. But look at the pictures. Can you blame me?)

Peer Pressure and Self Loathing

Alright! Alright!!! I will update my blog. Please stop screaming at me. I am truly sorry that some of you actually have my home number. I am in the process of forming some new creative threads that, once spun, will astound and amaze you with my creative process and comical intellect but you have to give me a break. Twilight wasn’t written in a day.

Speaking of, I am ashamed to say that I have secum to the will of almost every LDS woman I have ever met and read the stupid books. I would have to say that I found then intense, fun, and tantalizing. Overall, I am ok with the way they progressed and I approve of them as a whole. I am however upset that the guy playing Edward in the movie has bushy eyebrows. I mean overly, amazingly bushy eyebrows to the point that I’m sure he is sporting some “product” in them. That is all I am going to say about that.

Also I have given up on my latest attempt to give up caffeine. It was really ridicules and pointless to try anyway. All I ended up doing was suffering through a pretty rough headache for 2 days and then going to Burger King and downing a 44 ouncer with my flame broiled Whopper. Sorry to disappoint those of you who had faith in me but I am only human. And anyway, most of you who would have had faith in me didn’t even know I was doing it because you have either refused to answer your cell phone or followed the rest of the traitors over to AT&T. I refuse to waste my precious minutes on you and your new plan. Verizon all the way baby!!!! Can You Hear Me Now? Good. Sorry, I do tend to get a little carried away from time to time. But what can I say? I am passionate!